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so i went to see my doctor the other day, i said 
"doc, i think my wife's dead." he said "well, 
why do you think that?" i said "well, the sex is 
the same, but the dishes are piling up." 
thank you. 

i got home from work early one day last week. 
i went into the bedroom and my wife's in bed with my best friend. 
i said "steve! i have to sleep with her, but you?!"...yeah, 
my wife's so ugly, even the tide wouldn't take her out. 

thank you.